For a friend thats graduating.

[Bourbon Betty]

I have a friend, two in fact, though I'm not entirely sure if they are the same person... Bear with me here... Like I was saying, I have this friend who may infact be 2 people in a suit, that just graduted from Ninja College and they or it, has such a... affinity... for Ninja things that I'm, with all politeness, asking that if its not too much trouble, that this social memory complex, receive the highest quality Eastern equipment that is currently available.

I have known this person/persons for long enough to know that I would trust them, much as I can ever trust anyone. *looks around all paranoid*. Ninjas right...

So, if its not too much trouble for the universe, I would ask that these people receive the things the universe sees is most fitting for graduates of the Ninja College(Name pending, alternative names are the Magic/Healing/Change school.)

And on that note, I also ask for myself as well as my friends that I can soon undertake my world tour without troubles and see all my international friends, both high and low. Thank you, with all respect.

I believe I am capable of trusting the universe to handle the details of this request.

[The_Tired_Philosopher]

Processing Request_

Please Remain As So_

Received:: Inciting. . ._
Incited_

Or as the popular meme goes!_

...Soon_
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Give the universe your best regards, les you desire low input-output outcomes.

[Kaaron]

You do realize that the universe existed before the internet, right?
I remember a time when people prayed to the sky or their God.
Now I see people praying for likes on social media.

[Bourbon Betty]

You do realize that the universe existed before the internet, right?
I remember a time when people prayed to the sky or their God.
Now I see people praying for likes on social media.

*throws ninja star at mock target*

Did I hit it...?