Out In The Open

[Tenet Nosce]

They don't know the difference between right side up and inverted.

I offer this translation: They don't know their heads from their asses. In medicalese, we call this "craniorectal inversion".

Craniorectal Inversion (CRI) - A psychological disorder whereby one's actions portray the exact opposite of their self-proclaimed belief system. Associated signs include unwillingness to admit when one was wrong as well as selective memory when quoting others or relating experiences that involve others. CRI is frequently associated with high levels of denial, judgementalism, and cognitive dissonance. There is no known cure for CRI, though learning to keep one's trap shut can help reduce the risk of public embarrassment, and can help to reduce transmission of this maladaptive behavior pattern to others who may be at risk. CAUTION: Handle with extreme care. Sufferers of CRI have been reported to lash out in vengeance and furious anger upon premature removal of their head from their bowels, and are likely to blame anybody but themselves for any perceived discomfort this may cause them.