03-11-2011, 08:56 PM
"If you look up stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of your face."
"Okay, first off, I'm not the one who had to look up 'stupid' in the dictionary. Secondly, unlike yours, my dictionary doesn't have pictures." Originally after a comedian I saw on TV.
My favourite joke at the moment. (Above)
“Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.”
I got drunk the other day and when my flatmates knocked on my door, I made a dark scream like 'The Exorcist' and locked the door. The next day the landlady came by to ask if everything was alright, but I think she appreciated the humour.
And I joined Islam on a whim and regretted it, it was a little uncomfortable.
Awesome Ra quote there. But the proportion should be 1.16. Don't you argue with me.
"Okay, first off, I'm not the one who had to look up 'stupid' in the dictionary. Secondly, unlike yours, my dictionary doesn't have pictures." Originally after a comedian I saw on TV.
My favourite joke at the moment. (Above)
“Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.”
I got drunk the other day and when my flatmates knocked on my door, I made a dark scream like 'The Exorcist' and locked the door. The next day the landlady came by to ask if everything was alright, but I think she appreciated the humour.
And I joined Islam on a whim and regretted it, it was a little uncomfortable.
Awesome Ra quote there. But the proportion should be 1.16. Don't you argue with me.