Humorous moments of the Law of One by Ra

[Louisabell]

This thread is awesome! Here are a few extras.

I always found it so funny how literal Ra took Don's suggestion that they didn't need to answer...

46.3 Questioner: I’m not familiar with the ritual sentences. If the instrument is familiar you don’t— need not answer this, but which sentences do you mean?

Ra: [Silence. No response from Ra.]

46.4 Questioner: I assume the instrument is familiar?

Ra: I am Ra. This is correct.

I also found it pretty funny how brutally honest Ra could be when giving feedback (obviously there's no white lies in sixth density) ... poor Don!  

58.3 Questioner: We have tried healing with the diamond crystal. I have tried both using the crystal around my neck and dangling it from a chain under my right hand. I think that possibly that to do the best work on the wrist I should dangle the crystal just below my right hand from a distance of just a centimeter or two, holding it directly above the wrist. Is this correct?

Ra: I am Ra. This would be appropriate if you were practiced at your healing art. To work with a powerful crystal such as you have, while unable to perceive the magnetic flux of the subtle bodies, is perhaps the same as recommending that the beginner, with saw and nail, create the Vatican.

There is great art in the use of the swung crystal. At this point in your development, you would do well to work with the unpowerful crystals in ascertaining, not only the physical major energy centers, but also the physical secondary and tertiary energy centers and then begin to find the corresponding subtle body energy centers. In this way, you may activate your own inner vision.

75.6 Questioner: Is there a better method than that?

Ra: I am Ra. There are better methods for those more practiced. For this group, this method is well.

I like how Ra gently avoided answering the question here.

75.11 Questioner: Was the exercise of fire properly done?

Ra: I am Ra. The baton is well visualized. The conductor will learn to hear the entire score of the great music of its art.

Maybe not quite funny, but Ra's response here is one of my favourites, I've (annoyingly) used it verbatim in a few instances with others.

15.11 Questioner: Can you tell me how you balance the ego?

Ra: I am Ra. We cannot work with this concept as it is misapplied and understanding cannot come from it.