Why is Earth of such interest to the Orion Empire?

[Kaaron]

Re wanderers, perhaps a parable will do. In the hall of the ancients, there was the greatest warrior explorer, who claimed that with his xp, he could go to hell and conquer the affections of all the queen princess waifus there.

I take a peek in 5000 years and see this guy being thrashed around by all the weak girls and waifus. Lol. End of story.

Wanderers can fall down. That is not the funny part.

I feel like this idiot.
Destruction of this idiotic existence through nuclear war.
These feelings swim through my energy body.
They are accompanied by their antithesis, also.
I'm a walking paradox.