Are martyrs actually selfish auto-addicts?

[Foha]

I hope I can cough up a good response.
I felt physicality to be inextricably tied to spiritual events.

To me, the physical universe is just the recorded log of what spirits role-play over.
So if someone says "Oh, you didn't get over that cold-- your body decided to", I laugh at how incredibly confident they are in an incarnation hall-marked with confusion and ignorance.'

*edit*:
I'm slightly annoyed by your use of the language to frame your reasoning in such a one-sided way.
It feels obvious to me -- much like how obvious things must seem to you -- that you ponder something in-so-far as it's amusing and mistake "amusing" for a "musing".
I remember trying to give my 2 cents the last time you were "curious" for thoughts and responses, only to be misunderstood as "misunderstanding" your authority in Physics.

Why do you ask such leading questions, with titles in your threads that are akin to "one weird trick" to get us to click on them?
And why are you trying to get selfless people to "cough up" a good response when you've already made up your mind that they are silly ninnies that can't take control of their physical vessels, or realize that their brain itself is working against them?
Or at the very least-- that their tiny brains can't comprehend why you find these logical musings as amusing as you do?

I'm having a bad week, so I hope that me being a martyr like the rest of these selfless twats you are referring to can humor you as I fall on your karmic sword.