01-02-2019, 03:59 AM
(01-01-2019, 11:57 PM)MangusKhan Wrote: Tae do you own a human as a pet or something? That sounds kind of high-maintenance.Heh, my relationship status is kind of odd, essentially you can substitute "domestic partner". She is neither high maintenance nor owned, I doubt I could exercise my will over her if I tried, the amount she does for me is strictly her choice. But as our relationship does not fit any standard metrics at this point I tend to refer to her with all sorts of goofy workarounds to imply that I am romantically and sexually single but living with someone whom I consider to be significant and it would be difficult to make us part and anyone who gets involved with me in a significant way has to contend with her being very very much in the picture. At the very least it makes people ask questions to refer to her as the house human, and so it is that sometimes I do it.