What's your earliest memory?

[Coordinate_Apotheosis]

My first memory I can recall is of being in a hospital on a table with people in green scrubs standing over me, they put...One of those masks on me that pumps gas to knock you out.

This memory is apparently from a very young age, possibly months old, as I had a surgery to put tubes in my ears due to their being underdeveloped from being born early.

But there is a memory that I cannot pinpoint that feels as though it comes from a time before birth.

It is of...Advice?  And basically goes:
Don't Kill Yourself, It's Against the Rules.

Sigh..