Find out how much your birth certificate is worth!!

[Spooner]

This is some scary shi- man. So I was trolling youtube and just wanted to see for SnGs.

Well, I can confirm this is true because I checked it myself at https://www.treasurydirect.gov/BC/SBCPrice

Is it really a coincidence that when I enter my "BOND" aka Slave # (mine was 7 digits in black ink) found on my birth certificate......and when it was issued........a record would actually come up??

I'm only worth $115.32. Oh boo hoo hoo!

Damn dude..........hell, at least w/Fidelity I'm worth $3,441.49

These are social security bonds. You cannot redeem them until you are eligible (65 or something like that). After which you get paid the bond dividends as part of social security. There's nothing usual about this. It's not legal to redeem these before the minimal holding period is complete.
Read more here: https://secure.ssa.gov/poms.nsf/lnx/0501140240