David Lynch on meditation, consciousness and creativity

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Our Founder



Provided FREE (normally a $179.99 value to our customers) as a service to fellow B4thers to aid them in their quest for The One, The Whole One, and Nothing But The One, So Help Them Hannah:

With no muss or fuss you can effortlessly achieve Advanced Auto-Induced & Expedited Transplendiferociously Meditated Consciousness® thanks to our new TMC™ system methodology (utilizing our unique, scientifically cutting-edge, untouched-by-human-hands [we use only specially-trained lemurs] production-process in a sterile clean-lab deep in a secret cave high in the Himalayas), utilizing an all-purpose introductory unisex unisize universal-demographic Magical Mystery Mantra® designed to be repeatedly intoned slowly, reverently, Ancient Proto-Zibetan phoneme by phoneme, until Expedited-Serendipitous Enlightenmenticality® shoehorns itself edgewise into your innermost psyche via the micro-cracks and crevices of your extant outmoded-but-still-tyrannically-at-the-helm ego-defense-mechanism complex, gently lifting and separating your conditioning, greasing and creasing your clichéd behavior patterns, shining and shellac-ing your pesky personality peccadilloes, and... POTRZEBIE® -- all of this transpiring at the all-but-unattainable mystical quantum-reality/mind/will interface level [or at the corner of E. 3rd & 33rd Streets, whichever you reach first]):


OWAHHH...  TAGOOO... ZEYE-AMMMM...


That's all there is to it! You are now well on your way on the Way.





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Upwards, onwards, & wanderwards, O Wanderers! Vale!