Humorous moments of the Law of One by Ra

[Cyclopian]

Book IV, Session 78

I've always remembered this one sentence over the years; for some reason I find it so uniquely poetic, and yet hilarious at the same time:

QUESTIONER: ... Must there be action across the potentiated difference between the positive and negative polarity, or is it possible to have this experience simply because of the single polarity? This is difficult to ask.

RA: I am Ra. We would agree. We shall attempt to pluck the gist of your query from the surrounding verbiage. ...

[Lavazza]

Apparently the humor goes both ways:

91.9 Questioner: Were we successful in re-establishing clear contact?

Ra: I am Ra. There was the misstep which then needed to be re-repeated. This was done. The communication is once again clear. We enjoyed the humorous aspects of the necessary repetitions.

I guess they got a chuckle out of the fact that the ritual had to be repeated due to the slightly movement of one of the microphones

[brandyrox]

i often think that Ra is communicating in a formal language because it was more compatible with don. had don been more informal. maybe Ra would also make more of such humor.

I think you are absolutely correct.

[turtledude23]

I love Ra's one word answers. Well, four word technically.

[Lavazza]

From session 94:

Ra: I am Ra. This perception is correct, O student, but what shall the student find the bird to signify?

Questioner: I would guess that the bird signifies that a communication that comes as catalyst signified in Card Number Three is accepted by the female and, used, becomes a portion of the experience. I’m not sure of that at all. Am I in any way correct?

Ra: I am Ra. That bears little of sense.

[unity100]

From session 94:

Ra: I am Ra. This perception is correct, O student, but what shall the student find the bird to signify?

Questioner: I would guess that the bird signifies that a communication that comes as catalyst signified in Card Number Three is accepted by the female and, used, becomes a portion of the experience. I’m not sure of that at all. Am I in any way correct?

Ra: I am Ra. That bears little of sense.

hihihihihihi

direct, blunt, and politically incorrect. a lot of people would be offended by such an answer in daily life.

[Aaron]

hihihihihihi

direct, blunt, and politically incorrect. a lot of people would be offended by such an answer in daily life.

Unity, that response bears little of sense. Did you get firesheep'd?

[unity100]

hihihihihihi

direct, blunt, and politically incorrect. a lot of people would be offended by such an answer in daily life.

Unity, that response bears little of sense. Did you get firesheep'd?

no. i meant it.

[@ndy]

i often think that Ra is communicating in a formal language because it was more compatible with don. had don been more informal. maybe Ra would also make more of such humor.

I think you are absolutely correct.

I thought that too.

From session 94:

Ra: I am Ra. This perception is correct, O student, but what shall the student find the bird to signify?

Questioner: I would guess that the bird signifies that a communication that comes as catalyst signified in Card Number Three is accepted by the female and, used, becomes a portion of the experience. I’m not sure of that at all. Am I in any way correct?

Ra: I am Ra. That bears little of sense.

hihihihihihi

direct, blunt, and politically incorrect. a lot of people would be offended by such an answer in daily life.

Hehe


My fave

Questioner: I’ll just ask one short one before we close. Can you tell me what percentage of the Wanderers on Earth today have been successful in penetrating the memory block and have become aware of who they are.

Ra: I am Ra. We can approximate the percentage of those penetrating intelligently their status. This is between eight and one-half and nine and three-quarters percent.
There is a larger percentile group of those who have a fairly well defined, shall we say, symptomology indicating to them that they are not of this, shall we say, “insanity.”
This amounts to a bit over fifty percent of the remainder. Nearly one-third of the remainder are aware that something about them is different, so you see there are many gradations of awakening to the knowledge of being a Wanderer. We may add that it is to the middle and first of these groups that this information will, shall we say, make sense.

It makes me giggle everytime

[Aaron]

hihihihihihi

direct, blunt, and politically incorrect. a lot of people would be offended by such an answer in daily life.

Unity, that response bears little of sense. Did you get firesheep'd?

no. i meant it.

I retract my previous statement! Consider it now to be only a probable past...

[Aaron]

Such an entity is quite desirous of using the catalyst and has determined to its own satisfaction that what you may call the large board needs to be applied to the forehead in order to obtain the attention of the self.

Smack em in the head with a 2 x 4!

Haha just found this:

Thus, you will find our statements, at times, to be those which imply that a question is unimportant. This is due to our perception that the given question is unimportant.

[Lavazza]

Thus, you will find our statements, at times, to be those which imply that a question is unimportant. This is due to our perception that the given question is unimportant.

HAHA!

[NegaNova]

Questioner: The Wanderer goes through a forgetting process. You mentioned that those who have both third-and fourth-density bodies activated now do not have the forgetting that the Wanderer has. I was just wondering if, say, a sixth-density Wanderer were here with a third-density body activated, would he have gone through a forgetting that was in sections, shall I say, a forgetting of fourth, fifth, and sixth-densities and if he were to have his fourth-density body activated then he would have a partial additional memory and then another partial memory if his fifth-density body were activated and full memory if he had his sixth-density body activated? Does this make any sense?

Ra: I am Ra. No.

HAHA, damn. You beat me to the punch, I was just about to post this one.
Oh Ra, you sly puppy.
Ra often explains things that we do that they find humorous... I wish I understood their perspective as to why those things are so funny.

[kycahi]

This one sticks in my memory.

Questioner: Then an entity four years old would be totally responsible for any actions that were against or inharmonious with the Law of One. Is this correct?

Ra: I am Ra. This is correct. It may be noted that it has been arranged by your social complex structures that the newer entities to incarnation are to be provided with guides of a physical mind/body/spirit complex, thus being able to learn quickly what is consonant with the Law of One.

Questioner: Who are these guides?

Ra: I am Ra. These guides are what you call parents, teachers, and friends.

Well, Duh!

Too be fair to Don, he felt a lot of pressure to make the most of the time-limited sessions and often wasn't relaxed enough to, like in the above case, see the obvious. Also, of course, he was in awe of Ra, as would be I. Don really had a great sense of humor, and I am sure that Ra knew that. They knew he could appreciate these little bits of sarcasm.

Lee

[native]

Genghis Khan is currently a shipping clerk! HAHA!

He's in 4d neg though, still a hilarious choice of words.

11.15 Questioner: Is it impossible for you to tell us precisely how he does this service?

Ra: I am Ra. It is possible for us to speak to this query. However, we use any chance we may have to reiterate the basic understanding/learning that all beings serve the Creator.

The one you speak of as Genghis Khan, at present, is incarnate in a physical light body which has the work of disseminating material of thought control to those who are what you may call crusaders. He is, as you would term this entity, a shipping clerk.

[Lavazza]

Genghis Khan is currently a shipping clerk! HAHA!

I like to picture him as the guy with the red stapler in the movie 'Office Space'

[native]

LOL! Poor Genghis slid down the ladder fast..seems like graduating 4d neg is hard knocks.

[AnthroHeart]

Not an official quote per se, but in my awakening experience when working with who I believe to be Ra, I was progressing nicely. In my growth, Ra commented "You're doing great. You can skip the next octave if you want to." This quote is not in the Law of One.

I was confident of where I was, but still declined the offer. I was like "no way, I'm going through it." That was regarding what I thought to be the Wisdom Octave.

Now it makes me laugh, but at that time I was still worked up from the intense experiences.

Another time, I was watching an animated movie with my parents. The movie made no sense to me, but my parents were laughing. I asked Ra, "Does this make any sense to them?" Ra responded "Thomas, they're not really there." That was one of those "oh, wow" moments. That movie actually caused my initial experiences with higher densities.

[turtledude23]

I was reading about Card Four recently and Ra said something about a "great cat":

95.23 Questioner: What I meant to say was that the entity is guarded along the right-hand path, once it has chosen this path, from effects of the material illusion that are of the negative polarity. Would Ra comment on that?

Ra: I am Ra. This is an accurate perception of our intent, O student. We may note that the great cat guards in direct proportion to the purity of the manifestations of intention and the purity of inner work done along this path.

http://lawofone.info/images/tarot4.jpg

I thought it was a rabbit when I first saw it, its a pretty funny looking cat. Anyways, I think its funny because when Ra talks about a great cat guarding someone on the STO path all I can think about is how lazy and self absorbed my cat is and how it probably wouldn't even guard the house from robbers, let alone guard someone from negative catalyst. Ra might as well have chosen the great sloth or the great chipmunk.

[Spectrum]

Questioner: I’ll just ask one short one before we close. Can you tell me what percentage of the Wanderers on Earth today have been successful in penetrating the memory block and have become aware of who they are.

Ra: I am Ra. We can approximate the percentage of those penetrating intelligently their status. This is between eight and one-half and nine and three-quarters percent.
There is a larger percentile group of those who have a fairly well defined, shall we say, symptomology indicating to them that they are not of this, shall we say, “insanity.”
This amounts to a bit over fifty percent of the remainder. Nearly one-third of the remainder are aware that something about them is different, so you see there are many gradations of awakening to the knowledge of being a Wanderer. We may add that it is to the middle and first of these groups that this information will, shall we say, make sense.

It makes me giggle everytime

This one made me laugh as well! =) I've laughed quite a bit, even when Ra wasn't attempting to be funny:

At this particular working there is some slight interference with the contact due to the hair of the instrument. We may suggest the combing of this antennalike material into a more orderly configuration prior to the working.

[Lavazza]

Haha, in that case I guess we all have lots of antennas. Just what I'm picking up with mine I could not say. LOL!

[Spectrum]

Yep! I like your bread crumbs link, Eric. Lots of info to peruse over there.

[Peregrinus]

Oh my. I decided to grow my antennalike material out and my spouse isn't liking it. She asked me why I would want to do such a things and I told her it was a spiritual antenna when over 4.5" in length. She looked at me like I was insane and asked me where I would come up with such an idea. As she thinks such things as the Law of One are in the same class as ghost stories and mental hospitals, I said the only thing I could rationally say without arousing suspicion, "My alien brothers transmitted the information to me". Gotta love the veil!

[Spectrum]

Without arousing suspicion you say? =) =)

[Lavazza]

I can only imagine Ra commenting on the situation... "I am Ra. We perceive the unwise cultivation of the antenna-like material upon the crown of this entity as this entities' mate is experiencing a slight orange-ray blockage as a result of observing what she percieves to be information that makes little of sense."

LOL !

[Spectrum]

LOL!!!

[Ankh]

"I am Ra. The question does not demand a long answer, for we who experienced the vibratory densities upon that planetary sphere which you call Venus were fortunate in being able to move in harmony with the planetary vibrations with an harmonious graduation to second, to third, and to fourth, and a greatly accelerated fourth-density experience."

I get very amused every time I think of all mighty Powers were once incarnated as meerkats.

[Lavazza]

From session 88:

I am Ra. In your statement correctness is so plaited up with tendrils of the most fundamental misunderstanding that correction of your statement is difficult.

Poor Don

[otherself-jesse]

Many of my favorites have already been posted. I usually get a giggle or ten out of Ra. In this quote, I imagine them elbowing each other and snickering amongst themselves over their clever wit!

37.5 Questioner: We will attempt to work around these problems in the dissemination of the Law of One. It will take some careful work to do this. I personally will not cease while still incarnate to disseminate this. It will be necessary to write a book, probably about UFOs because the Law of One is connected with the phenomenon. It’s connected with all phenomena, but this seems to be the easiest entry for dissemination. I plan firstly to use the UFO in the advertising sense as it was meant by the Confederation as an entry into an explanation of the process of evolution that is going on on this planet and how the rest of the Confederation has been involved in a more understandable way, shall I say, for the population that will read the book. We will use the Ra material in undistorted form just as it has been recorded here in various places throughout the book to amplify and clarify what we are saying in the book. This is the only way that I can see right now to create enough dissemination for the people who would like to have the Law of One for them to be able to get it. I could just print up the material that we have off of the tape recorder and publish it but we wouldn’t be able to disseminate it very well because of distribution problems. Will you comment on my second idea of doing a general book on UFOs including the material from the Law of One?

Ra: I am Ra. We shall comment. We hope that your Ra plans materialize. This is a cosmic joke. You were asking for such an example of humor and we feel this is a rather appropriate nexus in which one may be inserted. Continue with your intentions to the best of your natures and abilities. What more can be done, my friends?

[Spectrum]

Questioner: I am at a loss as to how to get into this line of questioning, so I will ask that question.

Ra: I am Ra. We are similarly at a loss at this line of answering.