Humorous moments of the Law of One by Ra

[AnthroHeart]

I don't know if that image of the stack of pancakes was given by Laitos really, or just the channelers wandering imagination. It's easy to be distracted when channeling.

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Okay I just found this one, it is not Ra material but it is Law of One, isn't it everything?
http://www.llresearch.org/transcripts/is...01_02.aspx
So they are channeling those of Laitos on the subject humor...

At this time we shall transfer to the one known as L. We are those of Laitos.

(L channeling)

We are those of Laitos, and are with this instrument. This instrument feels the pressure of our energies upon her, yet does not see the path that we wish her to take with our energies very well. We believe this to be, in part, because she is fascinated by this subject and appreciates the idea of listening rather than working at this time, but she wishes to be of service and so perseveres.

We give her the image of a stack of pancakes with butter melting on top. She does not know what to do with this image and this is amusing to her. And it would appear to be amusing to many of you. This amusement is not at her expense and she shares it with you.

Them giving here the image of a stack of pancakes with butter melting on top is pretty funny to me, that was pretty random.

[Jade]

Reading through session 17 tonight has me in a fit of giggles:

17.25 Questioner: How did Taras Bulba, Genghis Khan, and Rasputin get harvested prior to the harvest?

Ra: I am Ra. It is the right/privilege/duty of those opening consciously the gate to intelligent infinity to choose the manner of their leaving of the density. Those of negative orientation who so achieve this right/duty most often choose to move forward in their learn/teaching of service to self.

17.26 Questioner: Is this the reason for what we call spontaneous combustion?

Ra: I am Ra. This is not correct.

The image of a negative adept 'choosing the manner of its leaving of 3rd density' by spontaneous combustion seems hilariously melodramatic.

[Bring4th_Austin]

This bit just had me chuckling.

90.20
Questioner: Then built into the basis for the archetypes is possibly the mechanism for creating the polarization in consciousness for service to others and service to self. Is this, in fact, true?
Ra: I am Ra. Yes. You will notice the many inborn biases which hint to the possibility of one path’s being more efficient than the other. This was the design of the Logos.

90.21
Questioner: Then what you are saying is that once the path is recognized, either the positive or the negative polarized entity can find hints along his path as to the efficiency of that path. Is this correct?
Ra: I am Ra. That which you say is correct upon its own merits, but is not a repetition of our statement. Our suggestion was that within the experiential nexus of each entity within its second-density environment and within the roots of mind there were placed biases indicating to the watchful eye the more efficient of the two paths. Let us say, for want of a more precise adjective, that this Logos has a bias towards kindness.

90.22
Questioner: Then you say that the more efficient of the two paths was suggested in a subliminal way to second density to be the service-to-others path. Am I correct?
Ra: I am Ra. We did not state which was the more efficient path. However, you are correct in your assumption, as you are aware from having examined each path in some detail in previous querying.

It's almost like they're trying to cover their asses in regards to free will. "Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there, we didn't say anything of the sort. We only said the bias was towards kindness - you made your own conclusions. That could have meant either polarity!"

[kevn]

This made me burst in uncontrollable laughter (I hope it's not what awaits me!):

89.40 Questioner: What was the attitude of these two entities after they graduated into fourth-density negative and, the veil being removed, they realized that they had switched polarities?

Ra: I am Ra. They were disconcerted.

[APeacefulWarrior]

Heh, that one always jumped out at me as well. I don't think Ra was deliberately trying to be funny, but his utter understatement of the situation was pretty humorous never-the-less.

[Infinite Unity]

Questioner: The Wanderer goes through a forgetting process. You mentioned that those who have both third-and fourth-density bodies activated now do not have the forgetting that the Wanderer has. I was just wondering if, say, a sixth-density Wanderer were here with a third-density body activated, would he have gone through a forgetting that was in sections, shall I say, a forgetting of fourth, fifth, and sixth-densities and if he were to have his fourth-density body activated then he would have a partial additional memory and then another partial memory if his fifth-density body were activated and full memory if he had his sixth-density body activated? Does this make any sense?

Ra: I am Ra. No.

This was one of the more humorous things to me. I still remember laughing at this. Haha.

Does that make sense?

No.

[Infinite Unity]

This is soooo funny, you can see ol' genghis sat at his desk in a suit and tie spilling coffee over his paperwork, brilliant.

So maybe the metaphor of Hell being equal to 4th Density Negative is pretty spot on, eh?

Maybe a little off topic, however what's furthermore is that you get a sample from there society. Its close enough to compare his job to what we think of as a shipping clerk essentially. Then latterly jointing the previous knowledge of what Ra's assessment of what his job description was. =s what?=)

Though the cliché stuck at what you hate doing hell scene is quite funny.

[Henosis]

52.12 Questioner: Thank you. In mentioning, in the previous session, the harvest, you mentioned the light-bringers from the octave. Am I to understand that those who provide the light for the gradation of graduation are of an octave above the one we experience? Could you tell me more about these light-bringers, who they are, etc.?

Ra: I am Ra. This will be the last full query of this working.

This octave density of which we have spoken is both omega and alpha, the spiritual mass of the infinite universes becoming one central sun or Creator once again. Then is born a new universe, a new infinity, a new Logos which incorporates all that the Creator has experienced of Itself. In this new octave there are also those who wander. We know very little across the boundary of octave except that these beings come to aid our octave in its Logos completion.

It's difficult enough to decipher exactly what Ra is talking about here...as it seems he is simultaneously referring to Beings from the octave density and also Beings from the next octave....

But if you think you have it tough as a Wanderer....imagine trying to "remember" that you are a Wanderer not just from another density, but a whole other infinity and universe.

Imagine a 3D entity trying to "remember" or convince its pals hes a wanderer from another infinity. LOL.

[Turtle]

52.12 Questioner: Thank you. In mentioning, in the previous session, the harvest, you mentioned the light-bringers from the octave. Am I to understand that those who provide the light for the gradation of graduation are of an octave above the one we experience? Could you tell me more about these light-bringers, who they are, etc.?

Ra: I am Ra. This will be the last full query of this working.

This octave density of which we have spoken is both omega and alpha, the spiritual mass of the infinite universes becoming one central sun or Creator once again. Then is born a new universe, a new infinity, a new Logos which incorporates all that the Creator has experienced of Itself. In this new octave there are also those who wander. We know very little across the boundary of octave except that these beings come to aid our octave in its Logos completion.

It's difficult enough to decipher exactly what Ra is talking about here...as it seems he is simultaneously referring to Beings from the octave density and also Beings from the next octave....

But if you think you have it tough as a Wanderer....imagine trying to "remember" that you are a Wanderer not just from another density, but a whole other infinity and universe.

Imagine a 3D entity trying to "remember" or convince its pals hes a wanderer from another infinity. LOL.

Sounds fun to me, lol.

[Beriem]

I believe this one hasn't been mentioned and perhaps it may not be very well understood (I still don't know exactly why, but I laughed hard in this part):

37.5 Questioner: (...) I could just go ahead and print up the material we have off the tape recorder and publish it but we would be unable to disseminate it very well because of distribution problems. Will you comment on my second idea of doing a general book on UFOs including the material from the Law of One?

Ra: I am Ra. We shall comment. We hope that your Ra plans materialize. This is a cosmic joke. You were asking for such an example of humor and we feel this is a rather appropriate nexus in which one may be inserted. Continue with your intentions to the best of your natures and abilities. What more can be done, my friends?

[Steppingfeet]

88.9 Questioner: It would be an abridgment of the first distortion to tell us whether he is still functioning in a positive manner, would it not?

Ra: I am Ra. We perceive you have replied to your own query.

 
 

85.2 Ra: I am Ra. We greet you in the love and in the light of the One Infinite Creator. We were having some difficulty with the channel of energy influx due to pain flare, as you call this distortion of the physical body complex of this instrument. Therefore, it was necessary to speak as briefly as possible until we had safely transferred the mind/body/spirit complex of this instrument. We beg your kind indulgence for our discourtesy. It was appropriate.

↑ Ra's way of saying "Sorry not sorry."

80.7 Questioner: I understand this up to a point—that point is if the entity were successful in either of these attempts, of what value would this be to him? Would it increase his ability? Would it increase his polarity? By what mechanism would it do whatever it does?

Ra: I am Ra. Having attempted for some of your space/time with no long-lasting result to do these things, the entity may be asking this question of itself.

[Jade]

26.15 Questioner: Wondering if the one, Abraham Lincoln, could have possibly been a Wanderer?

Ra: I am Ra. This is incorrect. This entity was a normal, shall we say, Earth being which chose to leave the vehicle and allow an entity to use it on a permanent basis. This is relatively rare compared to the phenomenon of Wanderers.

You would do better considering the incarnations of Wanderers such as the one known as “Thomas,” the one known as “Benjamin.”

26.16 Questioner: I am assuming you mean Thomas Edison and Benjamin Franklin?

Ra: This is incorrect. We were intending to convey the sound vibration complex, Thomas Jefferson. The other, correct.

I had to lol reading this part. A few sessions earlier, this is what Ra says about Nikola Tesla:

11.25 Questioner: Then I assume you can’t name him and would ask you where Nikola Tesla got his information?

Ra: I am Ra. The one known as Nikola received information from Confederation sources desirous of aiding this extremely, shall we say, angelically positive entity in bettering the existence of its fellow mind/body/spirit complexes. It is unfortunate, shall we say, that like many Wanderers the vibratory distortions of third-density illusion caused this entity to become extremely distorted in its perceptions of its fellow mind/body/spirit complexes so that its mission was hindered and in the result, perverted from its purposes.

If you don't know much about the rivalry between Tesla and Edison, it is a fascinating piece of the history of electricity. I just found the juxtaposition funny - Ra hardly speaks of anyone as glowingly as Tesla, so for Don to assume Ra was referring to Edison as a (presumably positive) Wanderer, gave me a chuckle.

[isis]

HAHAHA

[Steppingfeet]

59.17 Questioner: Are there any other effects of the pyramid shape beside the spirals that we have just discussed?

Ra: I am Ra. There are several. However, their uses are limited. The use of the resonating chamber position is one which challenges the ability of an adept to face the self. This is one type of mental test which may be used. It is powerful and quite dangerous.

The outer shell of the pyramid shape contains small vortices of light energy which, in the hands of capable crystallized beings, are useful for various subtle workings upon the healing of invisible bodies affecting the physical body.

Other of these places are those wherein perfect sleep may be obtained and age reversed.

These characteristics are not important.

I thought it was hilarious that the final effect of the pyramid that Ra names is something most on planet Earth would go absolutely crazy for. Kind of like saying:

"In other places of the pyramid one can find immortality, or unlimited wealth, or eating all you want without gaining weight.

Buttttttttttt, these things are unimportant."

[Jade]

I lost it today.

39.4 Questioner: I will then continue now with the general questioning, attempting to find a way into a line of questioning which will get us into an area of understanding non-transient functions which may be worked upon by us and others to raise our consciousness and I may make several mistakes here in trying to find a way into this questioning. I apologize in advance for… if I… my questioning is misleading. I, I notice that everything seem… or most of the basic things seem to be divided into units which total seven. In looking at a transcript by Henry Puharich from “The Nine” I found a statement by The Nine where they say, “If we get seven times the electrical equivalent of the human body then it would result in sevenon of the mass of electricity.” Could you explain this?

Ra: I am Ra. To explain this is beyond the abilities of your language.

[Highrculling]

/43.31 Questioner: I was really trying to get at whether it would be of great importance to construct a better place for our meditations. We have distractions here of the types which I mentioned, and I know that it is our total free will as to whether we construct this or not, but I was just trying to get at the principles. For instance, the Faraday cage would be quite a big construction and I was wondering if it would be of any real value?
Ra: I am Ra. Without infringing upon free will we feel it possible to state that the Faraday cage and the isolation tank are gadgets./

/95.13 Questioner: Is there any other comment in closing this questioning area upon the new location that Ra could make other than the comments already made on the new location or any part of it?
Ra: I am Ra. We are gratified that this query was offered to us for there has been a concentration of negative thought patterns at a distance north to 10° of north, approximately 45 of what you call yards extending therefrom to all four directions in a rectangular but irregular shape.

We ask that the garlic be strung approximately 60-70 feet beyond the far verge of this area which is approximately 57 yards from the dwelling on a bearing north to 10° off north. We suggest that the garlic be hung in the funnel so that the energies are drawn into the south small end of the funnel and traduced northward and away from the dwelling. The procedure of the hanging will be one for testing your ingenuity but there are several ways to suspend the substance and it is well to do so.

Category: Miscellanea: Ritual Cleansing/

[loostudent]

96.6 Questioner: Was the unusual sound on the instrument’s tape recorder that occurred while she was trying to record her singing a greeting from our fifth-density, negative associate?

Ra: I am Ra. No. Rather it was a greeting from a malfunctioning electronic machine.

[Highrculling]

/90.8 Questioner: I see. Very roughly, if you were to move a third-density entity from some other planet to this planet, roughly what percentage of all of those within the knowledge of Ra would look enough like those entities of Earth so that they would go unnoticed in a crowd?
Ra: I am Ra. Perhaps five percent./

/50.2 Questioner: ......?
Ra: I am Ra. ...... You may consider this a simplistic statement. ....../

Har Har Har.

[Highrculling]

/89.22 Questioner: When Ra originally trained or taught the Egyptians about the tarot, did Ra act as teach/learners to a degree that Ra became learn/teachers?
Ra: I am Ra. This distortion we were spared./

[Coordinate_Apotheosis]

/43.31 Questioner: I was really trying to get at whether it would be of great importance to construct a better place for our meditations. We have distractions here of the types which I mentioned, and I know that it is our total free will as to whether we construct this or not, but I was just trying to get at the principles. For instance, the Faraday cage would be quite a big construction and I was wondering if it would be of any real value?
Ra: I am Ra. Without infringing upon free will we feel it possible to state that the Faraday cage and the isolation tank are gadgets./

/95.13 Questioner: Is there any other comment in closing this questioning area upon the new location that Ra could make other than the comments already made on the new location or any part of it?
Ra: I am Ra. We are gratified that this query was offered to us for there has been a concentration of negative thought patterns at a distance north to 10° of north, approximately 45 of what you call yards extending therefrom to all four directions in a rectangular but irregular shape.

We ask that the garlic be strung approximately 60-70 feet beyond the far verge of this area which is approximately 57 yards from the dwelling on a bearing north to 10° off north. We suggest that the garlic be hung in the funnel so that the energies are drawn into the south small end of the funnel and traduced northward and away from the dwelling. The procedure of the hanging will be one for testing your ingenuity but there are several ways to suspend the substance and it is well to do so.

Category: Miscellanea: Ritual Cleansing/

The funnel...funnels the energy in the direction it's tip is pointing...

Sometimes metaphysics throws me for a loop...

[Sprout]

We suggest that the garlic be hung in the funnel so that the energies are drawn into the south small end of the funnel and traduced northward and away from the dwelling.

Doesn't this say the opposite? Also, what is the use of the word 'traduced'?

[Highrculling]

//The funnel...funnels the energy in the direction it's tip is pointing...//

//Doesn't this say the opposite? Also, what is the use of the word 'traduced'?//

I believe dude Sprout is correct here. Also, I think its use is mainly poetic, as is close to Ra's temperament.

Here's a new one:

//90.12 ▶ Questioner: Was there a reason for choosing the forms that have evolved upon this planet and, if so, what was it?

Ra: I am Ra. We are not entirely sure why our Logos and several neighboring Logoi of approximately the same space/time of flowering chose the bipedal, erect form of the second-density apes to invest. It has been our supposition, which we share with you as long as you are aware that this is mere opinion, that our Logos was interested in, shall we say, further intensifying the veiling process by offering to the third-density form the near complete probability for the development of speech taking complete precedence over concept communication or telepathy. ...//

Just some cosmic gossip. Very casual. Reminds me of a scene from The Inside Job where ,while in court, Moody's and SP's Executives unanimously explain, accompanied by gestures, that their companies's Ratings are "mere opinions", with an emphasis on the 'they are mere opinions' part. It was different but also humorous.

[ches]

17.44 Questioner: My only question is there anything we can do to make the instrument [inaudible]?

Ra: I am Ra. This instrument is not wearing the appropriate apparel for this work. As inpourings occur in the regions of the, what you may call, seventh chakra as you speak of these energy centers, filtering through the sixth and so forth, the entity’s other or base chakras become somewhat de-energized. Thus, this entity should be more careful in its selection of warm apparel for the part of the body complex you call the feet.

May we answer any other brief questions?

17.45 Questioner: Just— we want to put heavier clothing on the feet. Is this correct?

Ra: I am Ra. This is correct.

I will leave this instrument now, I leave you in the love and the light of the One Infinite Creator. Adonai.

This made me chuckle for an hour.

[flofrog]

59.17 Questioner: Are there any other effects of the pyramid shape beside the spirals that we have just discussed?

Ra: I am Ra. There are several. However, their uses are limited. The use of the resonating chamber position is one which challenges the ability of an adept to face the self. This is one type of mental test which may be used. It is powerful and quite dangerous.

The outer shell of the pyramid shape contains small vortices of light energy which, in the hands of capable crystallized beings, are useful for various subtle workings upon the healing of invisible bodies affecting the physical body.

Other of these places are those wherein perfect sleep may be obtained and age reversed.

These characteristics are not important.

I thought it was hilarious that the final effect of the pyramid that Ra names is something most on planet Earth would go absolutely crazy for. Kind of like saying:

"In other places of the pyramid one can find immortality, or unlimited wealth, or eating all you want without gaining weight.

Buttttttttttt, these things are unimportant."

ahahahah

[Highrculling]

“We have recorded these differences meticulously in the Great Record of Creation that such naïveté shall not be necessary again.” 60.16

[kristina]

This was way too funny. My belly hurts from laughing. Thanks everyone! I love to laugh! Peace to all. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

[Louisabell]

This thread is awesome! Here are a few extras.

I always found it so funny how literal Ra took Don's suggestion that they didn't need to answer...

46.3 Questioner: I’m not familiar with the ritual sentences. If the instrument is familiar you don’t— need not answer this, but which sentences do you mean?

Ra: [Silence. No response from Ra.]

46.4 Questioner: I assume the instrument is familiar?

Ra: I am Ra. This is correct.

I also found it pretty funny how brutally honest Ra could be when giving feedback (obviously there's no white lies in sixth density) ... poor Don!  

58.3 Questioner: We have tried healing with the diamond crystal. I have tried both using the crystal around my neck and dangling it from a chain under my right hand. I think that possibly that to do the best work on the wrist I should dangle the crystal just below my right hand from a distance of just a centimeter or two, holding it directly above the wrist. Is this correct?

Ra: I am Ra. This would be appropriate if you were practiced at your healing art. To work with a powerful crystal such as you have, while unable to perceive the magnetic flux of the subtle bodies, is perhaps the same as recommending that the beginner, with saw and nail, create the Vatican.

There is great art in the use of the swung crystal. At this point in your development, you would do well to work with the unpowerful crystals in ascertaining, not only the physical major energy centers, but also the physical secondary and tertiary energy centers and then begin to find the corresponding subtle body energy centers. In this way, you may activate your own inner vision.

75.6 Questioner: Is there a better method than that?

Ra: I am Ra. There are better methods for those more practiced. For this group, this method is well.

I like how Ra gently avoided answering the question here.

75.11 Questioner: Was the exercise of fire properly done?

Ra: I am Ra. The baton is well visualized. The conductor will learn to hear the entire score of the great music of its art.

Maybe not quite funny, but Ra's response here is one of my favourites, I've (annoyingly) used it verbatim in a few instances with others.

15.11 Questioner: Can you tell me how you balance the ego?

Ra: I am Ra. We cannot work with this concept as it is misapplied and understanding cannot come from it.

[unity100]

This thread is awesome! Here are a few extras.

I always found it so funny how literal Ra took Don's suggestion that they didn't need to answer...

46.3 Questioner: I’m not familiar with the ritual sentences. If the instrument is familiar you don’t— need not answer this, but which sentences do you mean?

Ra: [Silence. No response from Ra.]

46.4 Questioner: I assume the instrument is familiar?

Ra: I am Ra. This is correct.

Yeah that one is pretty good.

[Aion]

37.5 Questioner: We will attempt to work around these problems in dissemination of the Law of One. It will take some careful work to do this, but we will. I personally will not cease while still incarnate to attempt to disseminate this. I believe it will be necessary to write a book, most probably about UFOs, since the Law of One is connected with the phenomenon. It’s connected with all phenomena, but this is the . . . seems to be the easiest entry into dissemination.

My first plan is to, using the UFO in the advertising sense that it was meant by the Confederation, use this as an entry into an explanation of the process of evolution that has gone on on this planet, and how the rest of the . . . or the Confederation has been involved in a more understandable way, shall I say, for the population who will read it, using the Ra material in undistorted form just as it has been recorded here in various places through the book to amplify and clarify what we are saying in the book. This is the only way that I can see right now to create enough dissemination for the people who would like to have the Law of One for them to be able to get it. I could just go ahead and print up the material we have off the tape recorder and publish it, but we would be unable to disseminate it very well because of distribution problems.

Will you comment on my second idea of doing a general book on UFOs including the material from the Law of One?

Ra: I am Ra. We shall comment. We hope that your Ra plans materialize. This is a cosmic joke. You were asking for such an example of humor, and we feel this is a rather appropriate nexus in which one may be inserted. Continue with your intentions to the best of your natures and abilities. What more can be done, my friends?

[Vestige]

Many of my favorites have already been posted.  I usually get a giggle or ten out of Ra.  In this quote, I imagine them elbowing each other and snickering amongst themselves over their clever wit!

37.5 Questioner: We will attempt to work around these problems in the dissemination of the Law of One. It will take some careful work to do this. I personally will not cease while still incarnate to disseminate this. It will be necessary to write a book, probably about UFOs because the Law of One is connected with the phenomenon. It’s connected with all phenomena, but this seems to be the easiest entry for dissemination. I plan firstly to use the UFO in the advertising sense as it was meant by the Confederation as an entry into an explanation of the process of evolution that is going on on this planet and how the rest of the Confederation has been involved in a more understandable way, shall I say, for the population that will read the book. We will use the Ra material in undistorted form just as it has been recorded here in various places throughout the book to amplify and clarify what we are saying in the book. This is the only way that I can see right now to create enough dissemination for the people who would like to have the Law of One for them to be able to get it. I could just print up the material that we have off of the tape recorder and publish it but we wouldn’t be able to disseminate it very well because of distribution problems. Will you comment on my second idea of doing a general book on UFOs including the material from the Law of One?

Ra: I am Ra. We shall comment. We hope that your Ra plans materialize. This is a cosmic joke. You were asking for such an example of humor and we feel this is a rather appropriate nexus in which one may be inserted. Continue with your intentions to the best of your natures and abilities. What more can be done, my friends?

"The blue ray sense of humor is not shared by as many among your peoples as all the other forms. It is what this instrument would call the punning, the playing with words to make them dance and live and create new combinations of thought."
https://www.llresearch.org/channeling/1987/0917
Is it just a coincidence that Ra enjoys puns, having 'stepped down' into our fifth density in the continuance of their own journey?