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Confused, that is awesome, thank you. I always felt compassion towards crocs because after all it must be real hot inside with that thick skin outside.

So I have an interesting croc story, here it is :

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

" Faaarrrrrrrr out dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How much did you drink ?"

Confused · 06-29-2019, 01:52 AM

(06-29-2019, 12:56 AM)flofrog Wrote:
(06-28-2019, 01:44 PM)Confused Wrote: Some extinct crocs were vegetarians?

Confused, that is awesome, thank you. I always felt compassion towards crocs because after all it must be real hot inside with that thick skin outside.

So I have an interesting croc story, here it is :

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

" Faaarrrrrrrr out dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How much did you drink ?"

I have always wondered as to what sort of second density entities or animals I could have been on my way through evolution into a human. The journey would have definitely overlaid my psyche with some flavours, I think...