This could shake up the consensus a bit

[Ming the Merciful]

It's my pleasure to announce the release of the InstaCalc2k computer.  The output appears before you're finished thinking of the question.  Which makes it very useful in refining your question while it is still being pondered just by looking at the results in realtime.

This release having been made in what appears to us as being our future, it might be a bit of a bother to operate without the proper time translation interface (which is still in development, even in our future).

And so Patrick, when will this wonderous machine be available? Sold out before it is launched, while the components are still laying manifested in the ground. There are Quantum Paradoxes going on here? Life is a Paradox, (is it not)? I will order, (and not order), simultaneously, and that should mess-up the finances in the Accounting Department. Meanwhile, in  the Shipping Department, they are, (tirelessly), loading, (and unloading), trucks simultaneously, (the same truck). Life is in Chaos. Honor the "God(s) of Chaos". I shall go to Morocco and dance with the goats. I would dance with the sheep, except they were all sacrificed in the name of Christianity.

There is a point? Has anyone considered sending coded messages with the "Smilies".  :idea:  :idea:  :idea:   :exclamation:  :exclamation:  :exclamation:        (SOS). Ming the Merciless, that is absolute Genius. Why has nobody considered that before?