Vantablack; the Blackest Substance known

[Dekalb_Blues]

. . . Only my black-hearted love!

Isis asked: "... how much more black could this be?"

Answer: Class 1/NLM 11.0 on the Bortle Scale.

http://www.bigskyastroclub.org/lp_bortle.html

[Incidentally, love and kisses to Koch Entertainment and UMG, "one or more of whom" have (like the villainous, machinating rat-bastards they corporately are) blocked the 1966 original artist's video of this song. Ah, mais tellement pire pour ces scélérats de cœur noir. J'ai habilement vaincu leur intrigue profonde. Baise-toi, tu mécréants! Voilà!]

The actual blackest body in existence, I suspect, is the human heart gone awry, which is capable of being so abyssally dark that it would need to don shades when viewing the relative blinding-lightness of mere Vantablack.



https://www.surreynanosystems.com/vantablack  Vantablack S-VIS, the second-blackest black in the world, is a spray-on version of Vantablack proper. Think of the profit possibilities in providing S-VIS-treated clothing for the hipster/beatnik/goth/emo/Ninja/funeral-director et al. market, which currently has to make do with mere regular-old-fashioned-just-plain-black garb. People usually have to pay the big bucks for my investment tips, and here I'm giving one away! And it's sure-fire. Ah well, anything for Service and Duty to Humanity and brownie points toward achieving that coveted 51% STO-polarization.



Get some for yourself (be sure to make up some plausible-sounding phony corporate laboratory name, to sneak past the UK export laws, and swear on a stack of bibles that you won't misuse the stuff): https://www.surreynanosystems.com/vantab...le-request

Advice for a certain human tribal faction exhibiting extreme human-heart-gone-awry-ness:

[machination -- a scheming or crafty action or artful design intended to accomplish some usually evil end]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbKV4FPxdec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E44jeO1c-k


Fiat lux!