Why I am not a vegan

[Monica]

If you can find any human who has sharp fangs, designed to tear apart flesh, and is able to kill a cow using only his teeth, and then delights in the taste of blood, and devours the bloody flesh of the cow, then that person might qualify as a carnivore.

Right, cause every carnivore ever only uses teeth, not like there are claws or anything...

Cats use both teeth and claws. Dogs, teeth only. But fine, then find a human who has sharp fangs and sharp claws, is able to kill a cow and eat the bloody flesh.