Billions of Years of Evolution

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Or just get drunk and forget our troubles.

That's just an escape mechanism. That doesn't help you confront your problems.

If anything that would give her more cause (in her mind) to call you useless. You wouldn't want to add fuel to the fire. I would say that you need to in a sober way deal with the problem. Trust me, at the end of the day, you'll get a spiritual medal for all of this.