my dad wanted to be a woman. he had scissors & was going to cut his sides so he'd have a more feminine figure. i started to freak & said he should see a shrink to talk about stuff since it must have been damaging living as a man if he's not one... then he cut open his stomach & peeled back the skin, took out a pie. i think he even had a red&white checkered cloth to protect his hand.
wtf?
wtf?
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