Randi challenge?

[isis]

It will involve a sizeable, significant amount of material, likely an object, that can be bought at a store, sealed, untouched by me and likely given to me by the certified people regulating the experiment.

I will enter the testing area in only boxers shorts with my hands tied behind my back. I will go even as far as to be restrained in a completely monitored and certified apparatus as to ensure no trickery or regular stage magic.

I will be proving unity with only this object and my mind, and again, while being completely restrained in my body. I am still deciding the actual phenomena that proves my point: It will have implications beyond current science and will not be some insignificant little nudge that can be explained by an air conditioning vent. It will be absolutely clear as to what I have done and that it is paranormal.

And I will state... doing remotely anything significant is proving to be a very tasking exercise. Most people who would reach such ability would probably be so peaceful they would decide to hole themselves up in a mountain or die in their sleep, seeing they don't need to be here or do anything. Or hate everything so much they decide to leave as well.

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