I am attempting to live indefinitely

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NEWSFLASH: 20-year-old American dies unexpectedly in the city of Montreal, Canada, from critical head injury after slipping over banana peel left on the sidewalk.



In all seriousness, I hope you live old, both for my sake but also for the sake of humanity; were you to die sooner than later it could have the opposite effect of people doubting the existence of the spirit. That and causing some laughter over the ironic situation

P.S. Get a grip, love. Nobody is going to dig up this forum post in 110 years...