Bring4th Post Oracle

[Horuseus]

Bring4th Random Post Oracle

Credit to Zen for the idea in the thread by Spaced, and my sheer boredom at the time.

The program's author could have saved some time and simply quoted verbatim from random posts on this site.

Click on the below link and see what random BS you can find from this site (All in jest of course). Hey feel free to post what you find here:

http://www.intelligentinfinity.net/bring4th-oracle.php

Enjoy .

Edit: On a related note there's a few golden nuggets in terms of posts using this that I wouldn't have found otherwise.

Edit 2:

v0.1:
- Initial release

v0.2:
- Addressed potential invalid thread link error.
- Fixed firefox refresh bug.
- Cleaned formatting.

v0.3:
- Removed 'BS' references to simply denote a random post generator.
- Reworked implementation to use post ID rather than thread ID. Previous did not account for multiple pages (Only 30 post results would be returned by default).

[Melissa]

I just read "i think charlie sheen is the second coming :p"

Sigh. Everybody knows that's Bill Murray.

Hihi, great stuff Horus!

[Horuseus]

Lol, I just got "Do you drink milk Monica?".

And thanks. I'll be sure to rework it to account for potential errors in the future.

[reeay]

lol I keep getting pretty good posts here

[AnthroHeart]

I'm using FireFox and the Refresh button doesn't work for me. Nice domain name btw.

[Rhayader]

Everytime I get a homer simpson 'doh no BS found this time, so I guess theres no bullshit on here...

[isis]

that was fun.
could not stop. decided i would when i recognized a post as my post. after about an hour, it finally happened

Thread link used: http://www.bring4th.org/forums/showthread.php?tid=8377
Thread var generated: 8377
Post element generated: 1

BS Post is:
(12-04-2013 12:16 PM)primordial abyss Wrote: undefined
definite communication error...don't do drugs. Wink

[Horuseus]

I'm using FireFox and the Refresh button doesn't work for me. Nice domain name By the way.

Fixed, and thanks. Let me know if the issue persists.

Everytime I get a homer simpson 'doh no BS found this time, so I guess theres no bullshit on here...

Had some time now. Have fixed!

that was fun.

Glad you're enjoying it isis. Might consider reworking this into some sort of B4 post 'Oracle'. I find using the random function on TLOO info site brings up pertinent info each time.

[Horuseus]

Reworked implementation to use post ID rather than thread ID. Previous simply pulled a random thread and grabbed a post off the generated xhtml result. Issue with that I found was multiple pages were not accounted for (&page=int), so were missed entirely given the default was a 30 post output. It seems showthread.php will allow for only the pid (Post id) param rather than thread id as well, which proved to be the best way forward. Also removed the 'BS' references so feel free to use as a random post puller from this site if you're bored.

[AnthroHeart]

I got: "Sacrifice is an illusion, nothing is ever lost, that is just a very persistent delusion... at least in the experience I choose to trust... "

Makes me more confident about being a wanderer. Being here instead of 6D is not a loss.

[Horuseus]

I got: "Sacrifice is an illusion, nothing is ever lost, that is just a very persistent delusion... at least in the experience I choose to trust... "

I think I just got one of yours funnily enough. Had an image linked though it was dead. I'm assuming this was your site? (It was the root domain where the image was linked).

www.gemini-wolf.com

[AnthroHeart]

Yes, I lost that domain when it expired. Too bad as I had email linked to that too. I've never gotten an image with your generator. Does it pull back images too?

[Horuseus]

^ Just taken a look. Your domain name is available here: https://www.namecheap.com/domains/regist...emini-wolf

Images will only work if they're statically linked (To another site). Images/Smilies embedded or attached on B4 won't without me filtering the links. Could probably be done with htaccess or an algorithm to parse the html but it's more headache than it's worth tbh.

[Rake]

INCOMING SYNCHRONICITY.

Random Post is:
Our purpose is to be here. As far as what are you here to do, that wasn't necessarily decided by your contract. Maybe you choose to become an artist and to serve in that fashion, or maybe a teacher, or what have you. It's up to you. It doesn't have to be anything extravagant, even just raising a child is a form of service. What is it that draws you? What attracts you? What motivates you? What is it that you enjoy?


My thoughts have been heavily on this subject for the last week. I know I am service but how do I choose to serve?...

[Melissa]

..but how do I choose to serve?

Here's your answer;

Random Post is:
Number six caught my attention

[Rake]

..but how do I choose to serve?

Here's your answer;

Random Post is:
Number six caught my attention

This is without a doubt the best answer to a question ever.

[Horuseus]

I was going through old files and found the code for this. Figured I'd reupload if anyone was interested   .

Has been updated to match latest post number ranges. Seems to be working fine.

Access here: http://www.intelligentinfinity.net/bring4th-oracle.php

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[Bluebell]

They say a crystal stores energy. Yet in technology it is used to store information.


I have had the same issue with wearing a crystal. It puts out a frequency similar to the heart, and can force the heart to match frequency. For those of lower vibration it can raise their frequency, feeling a bit like a stimulant, making them feel "good". I can't say that it would be beneficial for someone already at a high frequency. With enough of a mismatch I would assume they would feel pain.

For energy workings, they are awesome. Much better than your wooden wands LoL!

http://www.bring4th.org/forums/showthrea...pid=109735

[Minyatur]

Wanted to post a random quote :

whitening your teeth will not improve your health. i dont see any point

lol i dont know how looks my teeth but when i last went to my dentist he recommended brush your teeth sometimes with sodium bicarbonate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_bicarbonate
Sodium bicarbonate is also used as an ingredient in some mouthwashes. It has anti-caries and abrasive properties.[34] It works as a mechanical cleanser on the teeth and gums, neutralizes the production of acid in the mouth and also acts as an antiseptic to help prevent infections

having healthy teeth is good for heart health. teeth has big effect on heart.

I shall heed to the oracle and wash my mouth with sodium bicarbonate. All hail the great oracle!

[Bluebell]

For someone that is scared of the dark - I would say you have balls the size of Nibiru.
Be prepared for what you have called.
Good luck.

http://www.bring4th.org/forums/showthrea...pid=118942

[Jade]

You would need voice recognition software and then compare the DW channeling with Edgar Cayce.

Seems the oracle has some David Wilcock hangups, sounds like a good reflection of b4.