Buddhist Rock Anthem - Parody of Party Rock Anthem

[turtledude23]

I like writing song parodies, here's one of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO:

Buddhist Rock Anthem

by: MMSAO (Meditate My Samsaric Ass Off)


(Buddhist rock, yeah)

(Let's go)


Buddhist rock is in the temple tonight

Everybody have a content time

And we gonna make ya still your mind

Everybody just have a content time

(Chant)

Buddhist rock is in the temple tonight

Everybody have a content time

And we gonna make ya still your mind

We just wanna see ya: enlightened



In the temple, meditate

Wanted free rice but its too late

Come back tomorrow and it's on your plate

Booty on the floor like I own the spot

Where the llama? I gots to know.

Loose robes, shaved head cuz I got no dough

Half red half yellow, don't you know?

Don't need money, live life slow



Yo, I'm running through these mantras like tantra

I got that Tibetan flow, on the go, no dreidel

We Buddhist rock, yeah that's the sect that I'm reppin'

But I'm not Shaolin so I don't have a weapon



[chorus]

Every day I'm sufferin'

Sufferin', sufferin'



Sit down slow, and be the first monk to make me chant out Om

We gettin' donations, don't be mad, now stop, desire is bad



One more prayer from us, another one

Please fill up our cup, don't be stingy now

We just wanna see, our next life time

Now I'm a Bodhi tree, I'm reincarnated now



Stand up, sit down, cross your legs upon the ground

Stand up, sit down, cross your legs upon the ground

Stand up, sit down, cross your legs upon the ground

Cross your legs upon the ground, cross your legs upon the ground



Sit down, sit down, sit down

Sit down, sit down, sit down

Sit down, cross your legs upon the ground, upon the ground

Cross your legs now, cross yoru legs now, cross your legs now



Buddhist rock is in the temple tonight

Everybody have a content time

And we gonna make ya still your mind

Everybody just have a content time

(Ooomm) X4



Cross your legs now

Cross your legs now

Cross your legs now

Every day I'm sufferin'

[Raz]

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